Beefy Bullets

I was a kung-fu master and was revered by all througout the planet, both the east and the west.

I formed an army and was its General.

General i,pepe!

I rallied my people and instilled within them a loathing and anger toward the likes of pretty much anyone. they were each handed a loaf of meat (the variety of meat escapes me but it was imbued with shades of mauve and ginger) and an old fashioned monster sling shot. If you could have seen the lighting of the sky as my army of many fired its loafs of meat your lips would purse in bewilderment and awe! confusion ensued as my ukase was to fire at anyone (because i figured a loaf of meat couldn't possibly kill someone and would probably taste fine once the fleshy sting slap subsided) and my minions began to fire at one another. i laughed maniacally on my mountain perch. stupid people!!

Sincerely,
General, i pepe